Well, what an eventful couple of days I have had. The weekend was good, spent plenty of time with LP and some quality time with Mother and some quality time all 4 of us together. With some retail therapy thrown in. Now, I wasn't looking forward to Monday - I had to drive to a hospital with 2 colleagues, watch a Colposcopy Clinic (with permission) and then visit the lab as part of the induction programme for my new job (that isn't so new anymore). Well, I managed to find the hospital easy enough, and I managed to park easy enough. The problem came in the Colp clinic. Surprisingly all of the women let me be present for their smear test which was weird - not that I have a problem with looking at a variety of fannys, it was just it looked so fucking painful! The women all seemed matter of fact and it was actually useful to see what the procedure actually involved. I then had to witness a loop excision of a CIN 3 cervix, which again was fascinating, but then I fainted. Yes, I fucking passed out in the clinic in front of a patient. How much of a Jesse did I feel? To make matters worse I had taken out a trolley on the way down, so I have spread surgical gizmo's all over and sprayed iodine all over a poor unsuspecting lady with legs akimbo and given myself a black eye (and damaged my elbow). Well, everyone saw the funny side and home we came. I managed to get myself home then go into shock. Fortunately LP was there to sort me out. I had yesterday off work (from pain and shame). I couldn't wipe my arse or get dressed properly! Am better today and have been in and taken the stick with good grace. I have decided that a career in medicine is not for me! I just hope the LP doesn't mind my black eye for the weekend!! I'll look just great in the photo's!! Lol!!
Ho hum
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